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Thousands Lose Jobs As Michigan Unemployment Offices Close

Thousands Lose Jobs As Michigan Unemployment Offices Close

02-07-2007 05:03AM ET | LANSING, MI

Michigan's unemployment system had outlasted the state's automotive and industrial sectors as the most enduring job provider. more

 

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