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- First-Ever Untouched Photos Of The Weird Birthmark On Barack Obama's Face
- Blog: The Anti-Obama Attack Campaign Is Developing, And So am I!
- Video: Gunman Kills 15 Potential Voters In Crucial Swing State
- Video: Extreme Weather Alert: Meteorologists Predict Intensely Brisk Autumn
- Video: 12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Volunteer To Give Women Breast Exams
- Police: iPhone Left In Hot Car For Three Hours
- 900-Pound Giant Squid Joins Cast Of 'The View'
- Obama Under Fire For Playing T-Ball During Vietnam
- Statshot: What Is The $700 Billion Bailout Being Spent On?
- Obama Clinches 'Joe Cabernet Sauvignon' Vote
- Video: Obama Runs Constructive Criticism Ad Against McCain
- U.S. Debt Outgrows Debt Clock
- Video: 12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Volunteer To Give Women Breast Exams
- Video: Gunman Kills 15 Potential Voters In Crucial Swing State
- Police: iPhone Left In Hot Car For Three Hours
- Video: Extreme Weather Alert: Meteorologists Predict Intensely Brisk Autumn
- Members Of Twisted Sister Now Willing To Take It
- Obama Clinches 'Joe Cabernet Sauvignon' Vote
- Obama Under Fire For Playing T-Ball During Vietnam
- 900-Pound Giant Squid Joins Cast Of 'The View'
- Video: Obama Promises To Stop America's Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas
- Scott Bakula Jumps Into McCain's Body Just Before Election
- 900-Pound Giant Squid Joins Cast Of 'The View'
- Opinion: We're Sick And Tired Of Raising Your Young
- Video: Gunman Kills 15 Potential Voters In Crucial Swing State
- Dog Experiences Best Day Of His Life For 400th Consecutive Day
- Scott Bakula Jumps Into McCain's Body Just Before Election
- The Anti-Obama Attack Campaign Is Developing, And So am I!
- Slideshow: Food & Dining
- Radio News: Michelle Obama All That Stands Between Love-Struck Media, Barack Obama
- Historical Archives: Secret Society Of Free-Bakers Has Fail'd To Gain Influence
- Obama Under Fire For Playing T-Ball During Vietnam
- Brilliant Scientist Trying To Get Word Out About Penis-Enlargement Breakthrough
- Peyton Manning's Wife Tired Of His Constant 'Audibles' At The 'Line Of Scrimmage'
- Nobel Fever Grips Research Community As Prize Swells To $190 Million
- Bush Lifts Ban On Vigilantism
- New Girlfriend Tests Poorly With Peer Focus Group
- Mysterious Congressman Challenges Leading Candidates To Debate At Dawn
- 'Tony's Law' Would Require Marijuana Users To Inform Interested Neighbors
- Now That I've Learned About Foreshadowing, I'm Going To Use It In All Of My Stories
- Boss Alludes To 'Crunch Time'
- New Oil Field Discovered
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Stockwatch
Shares of the world's largest oil company continued to climb today as brokers realized that investing in the world's largest supplier of something everybody uses is a pretty safe bet.
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National News Highlights
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- ATLANTA—Jeff Sobek, 28, dug out his old report cards and began the process of attempting to determine what, if anything, some of his more marginal grades may have cost him in life.
- KEY LARGO, FL—After an intense 20 minute struggle, scuba diver Kyle Palmer has come to the realization that the moray eel isn't going to let go of the Slim Jim, either.
- BALTIMORE—Alison Welch saved up enough frequent-flyer miles to send her entire family to Boise, ID, so she could have the house all to herself during Sweeps Week.
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This Day In History
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FDR, Stalin, Churchill Meet For Mutton Luncheon, Nap
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Trip To Native American Museum Turns Into Cigarette-Buying Spree
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Congress To Raise Alpacas To Aid Struggling Economy
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Just Six Corporations Remain
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