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February 14, 2007 - February 20, 2007 | Issue 43•07

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Nation Joggers

Nation's Joggers Sick Of Finding Dead Bodies

CHICAGO—Citing the sobering statistic that over 10,000 of the 12,800 slayings in the United States in 2006 were reported by joggers, a national coalition of fitness enthusiasts called upon government officials Tuesday to impose measures that...

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