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Estonia
United In Circular Dancing
The merry nation of Estonia has been under foreign control for most of its history, due to the fact that its main form of defense is holding hands...
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Several investors sold their shares of the software giant shortly after finding out that the new Windows Vista is not the "thing" that comes with iTunes.
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National News Highlights
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- OSWEGO, NY—With the town covered in more than 12 feet of snow, housebound couple Jim and Nora Blackmun decided now would be as good as time as any to try to rekindle some passion in their marriage.
- TOMBSTONE, AZ—Citizens of this lawless town suffered a terrible letdown Thursday when a mysterious stranger in a serape stopped to ask for directions to a costume party instead of taking out the bandits plaguing Tombstone.
- HATTIESBURG, MS—A fierce bidding war erupted at an estate auction when four people realized simultaneously that the couch up for bid was the one the owner had died on.
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This Day In History
Feb. 19, 1915
Henry Ford Unveils New Line Of Anti-Semitic Autos
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Israelites Sue God For Breach Of Covenant
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Report: Al-Qaeda Allegedly Engaging In Telemarketing
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Fed to Make Interest Rates Undulate Relaxingly
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Per Diem Spent On 8-Pound Block Of Cheese
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Anger-Bottling Factory Explodes
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