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Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming

Christ Getting

04-04-2007 02:05AM ET | HEAVEN

Since His birthday last Dec. 25, the Lamb of God has committed Himself to a demanding regimen of exercise and prophecy-fulfillment in preparation for the... more

 

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