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Unemployed Scientists Prove Dog Likes Beer

Unemployed Scientists Prove Dog Likes Beer

04-18-2007 02:05AM ET | NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ

After carefully scrutinizing the data and witnessing a replication of the experiment, researchers concluded the dog really liked beer. more

 

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