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May 2, 2007 - May 8, 2007 | Issue 43•18

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Area Woman's Entire Day Ruined By Bangs

ROCKLAND, DE—Local resident Heather Telford's entire Friday was ruined by a set of uncooperative bangs that refused to set correctly, the 26-year-old benefits coordinator told reporters. According to Telford, the tr...

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