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- Area Woman Not Yelling At You, She's Just Saying
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- Mother, Daughter Exchange Encoded Menstruation-Related Message Over Dinner Table
- Woman Who Claims Book Changed Her Life Has Not Changed
- Nanny Appears In Child's Drawings More Than Mother
- Local Church Spends Six Weeks Organizing Excruciatingly Tedious "Fun Fair"
- Congress To Raise Alpacas To Aid Struggling Economy
- Clinton Grants Hot 101.5 FM Most-Favored Station Status
- Friends Tell El Duque He Shouldn't Have To Change Windup For Mets To Like Him
- Area Grandparents Still Have No Idea What Grandson Does For A Living
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Frustrated parents and investors alike have embraced this producer of baby-shaped maracas designed to satisfy their urge to shake a baby without having to harm their own.
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- HARRISONBURG, VA—Alice Olif found a new use for her old egg-timer after learning that an immigrant enters the United States every 11 seconds.
- SPOONER, WI—Having taken the floor for her first dance as a married woman, harried bride Marie Larson was horrified to learn that "Love Zone" is not a ballad and that Judas Priest is not a Christian rock band.
- CULVER CITY, CA—Angela Macedo had no idea making money as a hair model for first-year cosmetology students was as easy as setting aside all of her pride and self-respect.
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After dancing to "R-E-S-P-E-C-T" alone for an hour, Emily Axford finally stopped when she twisted her ankle. -
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After being handed a balloon from the birthday party's clown, Jordan Pulido, 30, followed his natural instinct to lightly tap his baby on the head with it.
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