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This Day In History
June 23, 1939
1939 World's Fair Portends Ghastly Future
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Stockwatch
Stock prices rallied when this retail grocery chain announced higher-than-expected quarterly profits after the retraction of Octuple-Coupon Wednesdays.
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- BOTHELL, WA—City officials temporarily closed off Lover's Lane this week after several teenagers were caught having sex all wrong.
- SIOUX CITY, IA—Local business administrator Allan Phelan snuck into his son’s room, smoked a clove cigarette he found there, and got turned on to Widespread Panic.
- ROCHESTER, NY—Registered sex offenders Jonathan Wilcox and William Knepshield unwittingly chose the same day and the same route to personally inform the residents of Rochester's 19th ward neighborhood of their respective statuses.
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Upper Hand Gained, Lost During Course Of Sentence
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Water-Skier Takes Break From Holding Onto Crossbar To Greet Those Not Currently Water-Skiing
