In Brief
- Military Recruiter Upset Area Man Hasn't Called Him Back
- 85 Percent Of U.S. Cole Slaw Remains Uneaten
- Miss Nude America Loses Title After Appearing Clothed In Woman's Day
- Fan-Favorite First Season Of Bush Administration Released On DVD
- Bush Celebrates Millionth Utterance Of 'Lessons Of Sept. 11'
- Congress Approves Of $250 Billion
- Revised Patriot Act Will Make It Illegal To Read Patriot Act
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Issue Highlights
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Bush Tearfully Addresses Nation After Watching "Field Of Dreams"
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The American Dream: What Does That Part About Kissing The Gym Teacher Mean?


