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August 4, 2007 - August 10, 2007 | Issue 43•31

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Mysterious Congressman

Mysterious Congressman Challenges Leading Candidates To Debate At Dawn

WASHINGTON, DC—The Mysterious Congressman, whose presidential campaign continues to be propelled by the dashing, effortless flair with which he exposes the cowardice and duplicity of lesser legislators, challenged presidential candidates of both...

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