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Aug. 17, 1977
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Shares of the cereal manufacturer increased sharply Monday after "1,000 shares of General Mills" was listed on the annual NYSE scavenger-hunt list.
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- RALEIGH, NC—A signature practiced and perfected by secretary Larissa Gill since she was 7 years old was used this week to sign off on an order of highlighter pens for the office.
- STAMFORD, CT—For the first time in his life, Michael Albright, 46, accurately described someone as "being on drugs."
- CHICAGO—Charles Gaylord, 29, slowly put his cell phone back into his pocket after deciding that the nip slip he just witnessed was not quite revealing enough to warrant a call to every one of his buddies.
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Congress To Raise Alpacas To Aid Struggling Economy
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Just Six Corporations Remain
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World Leaders Gather To Roast Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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Rove: 'My Job Getting Unqualified Politicians Elected By Manipulating The Media And Polarizing The Voting Public In Order To Push Through A Secretive Agenda Here Is Done'
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