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August 25, 2007 - August 31, 2007 | Issue 43•34

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Brookstone Scientist

Brookstone Scientists 10 Years Away From Towel Alarm Clock

MERRIMACK, NH—Just two years after unveiling the talking remote-controlled meat thermometer and the telescope with an mp4 player, scientists at Brookstone, Inc., reported Tuesday that the towel...

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