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Area Man Likes To Compare Circle Of Friends To Cast Of Lost

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09-01-2007 01:01AM ET | BEXLEY, OH

Friend Katie Peters is "the Kate of the group," not only because she shares the same name and is attractive, but also because she is adventurous. more

 

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