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Town Hall Meeting Gives Townspeople Chance To Say Stupid Things In Public

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09-08-2007 01:02AM ET | NEW BEDFORD, MA

"I fought in Korea, and by God I would do it again," said 76-year-old Ronald Schroyer, who immediately retook his seat. more

 

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