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Pitchfork Gives Music 6.8

CHICAGO—Music, a mode of creative expression consisting of sound and silence expressed through time, was given a 6.8 out of 10...

Description Of Sexual Fantasy Changing With Girlfriend's Reaction

issue 4337 | 09.15.07 | News

HOUSTON— "I put my finger up your—lips. Up to your lips. Like, to hush you, because the moment is so awe-inspiring," said Kendler,... more»
Hundreds Line Up Overnight For Opening Of New Homeless Shelter

issue 4337 | 09.14.07 | News

Temporary housing enthusiasts traveled from as far as park benches and ATM lobbies on the other side of town for the event. more»
Ford Reintroduces Model T Line That Made It Great

issue 4337 | 09.12.07 | News

DEARBORN, MI—"We've been so concerned with adding frills like GPS and exhaust pipes that we forgot what really matters: open-air bench... more»
Scientists Isolate Area Of Brain That Doesn't Like Poking

issue 4337 | 09.14.07 | News In Brief

BETHESDA, MD—After an extensive six-month study using an electroencephalogram and a finger, researchers at the National Institutes of... more»
Hubris Rewarded

issue 4337 | 09.13.07 | News In Brief

LOS ANGELES—Hubris, the theoretically fatal sin of overweening pride, failed to lead to the tragic downfall of high-powered executive... more»
Clinton Blasts Obama For Slamming Edwards Jab

issue 4337 | 09.12.07 | News In Brief

WASHINGTON, DC—Dissent continued to plague the 2008 presidential campaign this week, as Sen. Hillary Clinton had harsh words for Sen.... more»
Nation Suddenly Feels Old After Seeing Nick-At-Nite Lineup

issue 4337 | 09.11.07 | News In Brief

SCHAUMBURG, IL—The American people were thrust into a profound existential crisis Sunday after noticing that... more»
CEO's Funeral A Networking Dream

issue 4337 | 09.10.07 | News In Brief

NEW YORK—The funeral for Bank of America CEO David Kessler, intended as a solemn remembrance of the 73-year-old's life, quickly... more»
Eagles Fans Give McNabb Three-Week Deadline To Win Super Bowl

issue 4337 | 09.13.07 | Sports News

PHILADELPHIA—Frustrated with the Eagles' last-second 16-13 loss to the Green Bay Packers last Sunday, and with quarterback Donovan McNabb's... more»
Bush To Withdraw 30,000 Troops

issue 4337 | 09.14.07 | American Voices

President Bush announced a plan to withdraw 30,000 troops by next summer. What do you think? more»
Prison Libraries Pulling Books On Faith

issue 4337 | 09.13.07 | American Voices

Chapel-run prison libraries are pulling certain unapproved books on faith, fearing that they may fuel recruitment for militant religious groups.... more»
U.S. Loses 4,000 Jobs

issue 4337 | 09.12.07 | American Voices

The U.S. economy lost 4,000 jobs last month—the largest drop in four years—raising fears of a recession. What do you think? more»
Bin Laden Called 'Virtually Impotent'

issue 4337 | 09.11.07 | American Voices

President Bush's Homeland Security adviser Frances Townsend referred to the figurehead of Al-Qaeda as "virtually impotent." What do you... more»
Kid Nation Debuts

issue 4337 | 09.10.07 | American Voices

Kid Nation, a CBS reality program that places 40 children in a deserted town in the New Mexico desert with no adult supervision, premieres... more»
Area Man Has Falling Out With Society

issue 4337 | 09.17.07 | Radio
Plenty Of Soda Still Available Across Nation

issue 4337 | 09.16.07 | Radio
Women Now Empowered By Everything A Woman Does

issue 4337 | 09.15.07 | Radio
Florida Town Mentally Prepares For Hurricane

issue 4337 | 09.14.07 | Radio
New Hospital To Celebrate Grand Opening With Free Health-Insurance Samples

issue 4337 | 09.13.07 | Radio
Groom Parachutes Into Wrong Wedding

issue 4337 | 09.12.07 | Radio
Scientists Dissect Coworker To Learn More About Scientists

issue 4337 | 09.11.07 | Radio
Editorial Cartoon - September 10, 2007

issue 4337 | 09.10.07 | Editorial Cartoon
Djimon Hounsou To Play Every African In The World

issue 4337 | 09.12.07 | News In Photos
Urban Planner Clearly Depressed When She Came Up With Street Names

issue 4337 | 09.11.07 | News In Photos
Maybe We Should Try Coddling The Terrorists

issue 4337 | 09.12.07 | Commentary

I want to make myself clear, right from the get-go: I hate terrorism. Those of you who follow the Factor know that I have never been a... more»
It's Not Too Late To Join Jeansperience '07!

issue 4337 | 09.12.07 | Columnists

Finally, after weeks and weeks of wishing and hoping and planning and dreaming, Jeansperience '07 is happening this Saturday! Needless to say,... more»
Your Horoscope

issue 4337 | 09.11.07 | Horoscopes
Gen. Petraeus Delivers Iraq Report

issue 4337 | 09.10.07 | Infographic

Gen. David Petraeus gave his report on the effectiveness of the troop surge in Iraq to Congress Monday. Here are some of the most... more»
How Is The New York Times Padding Its Opinion Page?

issue 4337 | 09.12.07 | Statshot
In The Know: Should Americans Return To A Simpler, Stone Age Lifestyle?

issue 4337 | 09.13.07 | Video

Panelists reminisce about how much better things used to be 10,000 years ago. more»
'Students First In Line' Program To Offer Job Training At Needy Schools

issue 4337 | 09.10.07 | Video

The nation's poorest schools will receive extra government funding to teach their students skills like rifle assembly and precision marching. more»
The Underworld

issue 4337 | 09.18.07 | Slideshow
Sept. 12, 1972

issue 4337 | 09.14.07 | Onion In History

Nixon Steps Up Bombing Raids on New York Times more»
Balding: Does It Make Your Penis Smaller?

issue 4337 | 09.14.07 | Sunday Magazine
Monday Night Football Cameraman Finds Joe Theismann In Stands

issue 4337 | 09.13.07 | Photo Finish
Senior Portrait Captures What Senior Would Look Like If She Lived In A Forest

issue 4337 | 09.11.07 |
Shirt Demoted To Nightshirt

issue 4337 | 09.11.07 |
Racial Tension Broken By Violence

issue 4337 | 09.11.07 |