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Reaganomics Finally Trickles Down To Area Man

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10-13-2007 01:01AM ET | BANGOR, ME

"He may not have lived to see it, but I'm sure President Reagan is up in heaven smiling down on me," said the recipient of two crisp five-dollar bills. more

 

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