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Fancy Man Enjoys Tea

Fancy Man

11-03-2007 01:01AM ET | YOUNGSTOWN, OH

"I normally have some Earl Grey in the morning," said Baumer, referring to the tea named after a guy who ran around England in a wig and fruity tights. more

 

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