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Half Of 26-Year-Old's Memories Nintendo-Related

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01-12-2008 01:00AM ET | BROOKLYN, NY

According to an fMRI of Philip Jenkins' brain during memory recall, his parietal lobe is activated equally for the words "mother" and "Banjo Kazooie." more

 

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