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Man Braves Freezing Weather To Cross Parking Lot

Man Braves Cold

01-26-2008 01:00AM ET | LANCASTER, PA

With night coming and temperatures dropping, Louis Bergstrom was forced to leave his wife at the supermarket entrance and set out alone for the car. more

 

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