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E-Mail From Aunt Accidentally Opened

Mistakenly Opened Email

02-23-2008 01:00AM ET | CHICAGO

After waiting for the e-mail to load, Gwen Petersen was subjected to mass-circulated poetry, pet humor, and vaguely religious inspirational aphorisms. more

 

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