In Brief
- BP Opens Multi-Floor, 1,000-Pump Flagship Gas Station In Times Square
- Computer Being Stupid
- Good Cop, Avid-Stamp-Collector Cop Routine Not Working
- Wacky Morning Zoo Crew DJ Threatened By Younger, Wackier Morning Zoo Crew DJ
- Search For 'Kick-Ass Shelves' Continues
- Ted Danson Totally Nails Tonight Show Interview
Our Dumb World
Estonia
United In Circular Dancing
The merry nation of Estonia has been under foreign control for most of its history, due to the fact that its main form of defense is holding hands...
- Toddler Makes Convincing Case For Being Afraid Of Horse
- Clinton Questions Obama's Ability To Greet World Leaders
- Video: In The Know: Are Politicians Failing Our Lobbyists?
- Michel Gondry Entertained For Days By New Cardboard Box
- Opinion: All You Had To Say Was 'Owen Wilson Befriends A Dolphin' And I Was Sold
Features
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Sunday Magazine
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Stockwatch
Stocks rose upon news that the company's "Hamburger University" has a very promising freshman class coming in.
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National News Highlights
Roll over locations for news
- CHICAGO—Taking advantage of the warming weather, Channel 2 cameraman Dale Harris was sent over to Navy Pier to update the station's stock footage of transsexuals.
- ABERDEEN, WA—While purchasing an Oh Henry! bar at a local AM/PM,Aberdeen native Will Holloway wondered if Kurt Cobain ever purchased an Oh Henry! bar at the very same AM/PM.
- NEWARK, NJ—The extent of Al Beasley's gambling problem became clear recently when he bet himself that he could stop drinking for a week.
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Israelites Sue God For Breach Of Covenant
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Report: Al-Qaeda Allegedly Engaging In Telemarketing
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Fed to Make Interest Rates Undulate Relaxingly
IN FOCUS: Israel
IN FOCUS: Al-Qaeda
IN FOCUS: THE FED
Issue Highlights
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Absentminded Surgeon Accidentally Leaves Tumor In Patient
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Waitress Too Attractive For Man To Order Nachos
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Guitar Removed From Closet For Annual 'Enter Sandman' Attempt
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