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Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building

Mouse

04-19-2008 01:00AM ET | IOWA CITY, IA

The mouse briskly traversed the complicated wooden maze in under 30 seconds, roughly 1/8,789,258 the time it took to secure funding for the experiment. more

 

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