In Brief
- Commas, Turning Up, Everywhere
- Family Feud Pollster Tired Of Asking Strangers To Name A Fruit Typically Served With Breakfast
- Elderly Woman Applying Makeup Most Heartbreaking Thing On Earth
- Botanists Vow Not To Discuss Botany During After-Work Drinks
- Financial Analysts Offer To Talk About Recession For $5
- Toddler Makes Convincing Case For Being Afraid Of Horse
- Clinton Questions Obama's Ability To Greet World Leaders
- Video: In The Know: Are Politicians Failing Our Lobbyists?
- Michel Gondry Entertained For Days By New Cardboard Box
- Opinion: All You Had To Say Was 'Owen Wilson Befriends A Dolphin' And I Was Sold
- Nation's Slicked-Back-Hair Men Rally Against Negative Hollywood Portrayal
- Opinion: I'm The Denzel Washington In Training Day Of Booking Plane Tickets Online
- Video: Historic ‘Blockbuster’ Store Offers Glimpse Of How Movies Were Rented In The Past
- Everything Falling Apart, Reports Institute For Somehow Managing To Hold It All Together
- Video: McCain Vows To Replace Secret Service With His Own Bare Fists
- Video: Historic ‘Blockbuster’ Store Offers Glimpse Of How Movies Were Rented In The Past
- Nation's Slicked-Back-Hair Men Rally Against Negative Hollywood Portrayal
- Video: Age-Progression Technology Indicates Missing Child A Prostitute By Now
- Jenna Bush Married
- Optimism Can't Beat Cancer
- Toddler Makes Convincing Case For Being Afraid Of Horse
- "Law & Order" Actor Arrested
- Michel Gondry Entertained For Days By New Cardboard Box
- Number Of Acceptable Things Candidates Can Say Now Down To Four
- Clinton Questions Obama's Ability To Greet World Leaders
- Video: Historic ‘Blockbuster’ Store Offers Glimpse Of How Movies Were Rented In The Past
- Video: In The Know: Are Politicians Failing Our Lobbyists?
- Formerly Obese Man Always Showing Everyone His Old Pants
- Piggly Wiggly Scouting Report Indicates J.J. Hardy Enjoys Rib-Eye Steaks
- Health Care
- Infographic: Recently Greenlit Sports Movies
- Michel Gondry Entertained For Days By New Cardboard Box
- San Diego Zoo, Prison Merge
- Opinion: I Can't Believe I'm Being Forced To Sit On This Couch While Jay Leno Interviews Josh Hartnett
- Nation's Slicked-Back-Hair Men Rally Against Negative Hollywood Portrayal
- Jenna Bush Married
- Radio News: Plate Of Cookies Never Stood A Chance
- Clinton Questions Obama's Ability To Greet World Leaders
- Nation's Slicked-Back-Hair Men Rally Against Negative Hollywood Portrayal
- Toddler Makes Convincing Case For Being Afraid Of Horse
- Video: Age-Progression Technology Indicates Missing Child A Prostitute By Now
- Optimism Can't Beat Cancer
- Michel Gondry Entertained For Days By New Cardboard Box
- Video: Historic ‘Blockbuster’ Store Offers Glimpse Of How Movies Were Rented In The Past
- "Law & Order" Actor Arrested
Features
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National News Highlights
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- SAN JOSE, CA—A laptop computer containing the personal information of 3,000 patients and staff of the local St Vincent's hospital was used for its intended purpose.
- DOTHAN, AL—Eventually, somebody is going to have to come forward and claim ownership of that pig in the cowboy vest.
- SCOTVILLE, MI—Bob McNichol, 25, gave himself a haircut after practicing in his imagination first.
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Stockwatch
While traders remain unsure of exactly what this pharmaceutical company's new drug Zenetrol does, all agreed that its name sounded highly profitable.
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National News Highlights
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- BROCKTON, MA—Jonathan Frederick, 32, spent 10 minutes in Target to pick out the stupidest birthday card the store had to offer.
- COLUMBUS, OH— Floundering oaf Nicholas Abrams wondered aloud again this week why he was continually being trailed around town by a tuba player.
- EASLEY HOT SPRINGS, ID—Because her boyfriend had a bad day at work, Juliette Rancora gave him a six-month extension on her original ultimatum that he propose marriage by her birthday.
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Gay Couple Feels Pressured To Marry
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Israelites Sue God For Breach Of Covenant
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Report: Al-Qaeda Allegedly Engaging In Telemarketing
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Issue Highlights
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Area Man Awards Self Five Points For Slam-Dunking Takeout Container Into Trash
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Amazing Psychic Bends Truth With Mind
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Chess Onlooker Sees A Move You Can Do
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