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Badly Injured Man Not Done Partying Yet

Badly Injured Guy

04-26-2008 01:00AM ET | BATON ROUGE, LA

Veteran partier Adam Girard was seen pedaling down the street on a neighbor’s bicycle, yelling that he going swimming and that his collarbone was fine. more

 

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