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May 3, 2008 - May 9, 2008 | Issue 44•18

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Atlantic City Cocktail Waitress Crowned In Mistress USA Pageant

TRENTON, NJ—Lacey Lauderdale, a 25-year-old cocktail waitress at the Showboat Casino & Hotel in Atlantic City, was named the winner of the 2008 Mistress USA Pageant, a...

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