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Area Man Has Great Idea For Slam Dunk

Slam Dunk

05-24-2008 01:00AM ET | TORRINGTON, WY

"I'm sitting on a gold mine here," said the revolutionary slam dunk’s creator Andy Rosenwald, noting that he himself is unable to dunk a basketball. more

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