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Once-Great Competitive Eater Reduced To Hustling At 10-Cent Wing Nights

Once-Great Eater

06-07-2008 01:00AM ET | BUFFALO, NY

With one bad decision, gone was the $85,000 home outside of Akron, the mini-golf weekends, the mid-range American cars, and the decent-looking women. more

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