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- PAWLET, VT—Paul Jacobsen, the town's sole effeminate male, spent the night carefully crafting a comment on Vermont's civil unions that would not make him seem gay.
- WHITE PLAINS, NY—After his first date since his college days, Ken Burke, 25, was relieved to find out that the French kiss is still the kiss of choice among mid-20-year-olds and that no new advances had been made in kissing procedures.
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Thousands Lose Jobs As Michigan Unemployment Offices Close
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Soccer Mom To Suck Off World's Greatest Dad
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That Teen-Abstinence Rally Totally Rocked!
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