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Confiscated Patriots Videotapes Contain Extensive Footage Of Tom Brady Showering

NEW YORK—The hundreds of hours of game and practice scouting videotapes that league officials seized from the New England Patriots also include over 100 hours of painstakingly...

Massachusetts Supreme Court Orders All Citizens To Gay Marry

issue 4008 | 02.25.04 | News

BOSTON—Justices of the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court ruled 5-2 Monday in favor of full, equal, and mandatory gay marriages for all... more»
Red-Lace Nightie Portends Another Excruciating Night For Closeted Husband

issue 3519 | 05.19.99 | News

CLARKSTON, GA—A red-lace nightgown, barely covering area resident Amanda Yetter's body, sent waves of dread through husband and closeted homosexual... more»
Gay Man Really Respects Dolly Parton For All She's Been Through

issue 3722 | 06.13.01 | News

KANSAS CITY, MO–Rich Fontenot, a Kansas City-area homosexual and longtime Dolly Parton fan, announced Monday that he "totally respects" Parton for... more»
Denver Optometrist Not Sure Why He Has Gay Cult Following

issue 3808 | 03.06.02 | News

LAKEWOOD, CO—Gene Podrewski expressed confusion Monday about his status as a gay camp icon. more»
Closeted Father Lives Vicariously Through Gay Son

issue 3735 | 10.03.01 | News

BOSTON—Having hidden in the closet his entire life, homosexual Neil Pivarnik, 47, lives vicariously through his openly gay son Jeff. more»
Bisexual's Parents Half-Understand

issue 4341 | 10.12.07 | News In Brief

EVANSTON, IL—The parents of recently admitted bisexual Jeremy Lambert said they completely half-understand their 19-year-old son's... more»
School Board Adopts Gay-Ass Uniform Policy

issue 3811 | 03.27.02 | News In Brief

LOS ANGELES—Seeking to reduce incidents of student violence and insubordination, the Los Angeles Unified School District voted 9-3 Monday to... more»
Name Of Gay Bar Should Have Been Clearer

issue 3823 | 06.19.02 | News In Brief

CHICAGO—After accidentally walking into a gay bar Monday, Jeff Pierce, 23, said the name of the establishment failed to clearly telegraph its... more»
Gay Guy's Gay Thing Well Attended

issue 4416 | 04.14.08 | News In Brief

ROCHESTER, NY—According to gay sources, local gay guy Joshua Norstrand's latest gay dance party or art thing was attended by as many as... more»
Teen Accurately Describes Robert Mapplethorpe Exhibit As 'Gay'

issue 4302 | 01.11.07 | News In Brief

DETROIT—Despite having viewed only a single Robert Mapplethorpe photograph of a pink orchid during a class trip to the Detroit Institute of... more»
New Batwoman: Lesbian

issue 4222 | 06.06.06 | American Voices

DC Comics is re-introducing the character Batwoman, only this time as a lesbian. What do you think? more»
California's Gay-Marriage Bill

issue 4136 | 09.13.05 | American Voices

Last week, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger said he will veto the gay-marriage bill passed by California’s state legislature. What do you think? more»
British Recognize Gay Unions

issue 4149 | 12.12.05 | American Voices

Gay "civil partnerships" will be legally recognized in Great Britain later this month. What do you think? more»
McCain Vows To Withdraw All Troops From The U.S.

issue 4426 | 06.28.08 | Radio
Church Group Offers Homosexual New Life In Closet

issue 4425 | 06.27.08 | Radio
Area Man Feels Guilty For Hating Annoying, Gay Coworker

issue 4329 | 06.26.08 | Radio
Editorial Cartoon - June 27, 2008

issue 4426 | 06.27.08 | Editorial Cartoon
I Can Instantly Tell Whether Someone Is African-American With My Amazing 'Blackdar'

issue 3637 | 10.18.00 | Commentary

I have this amazing gift. It's called "blackdar," and it enables me to tell whether someone is African-American without even knowing anything about... more»
I Think I'll Drive The Kids Up To The State Park To See This 'Glory Hole'

issue 3944 | 11.12.03 | Commentary

I try to be a good dad, but even so, I've been noticing this family drifting apart. We don't talk as much at the dinner table. We don't spend Sunday... more»
Seacrest vs. Cowell

issue 4309 | 02.28.07 | Infographic

Tensions between American Idol stars Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell are coming to a head. Here is a timeline detailing their past... more»
What Can't We Bring Ourselves To Tell Our Loved Ones?

issue 4014 | 04.07.04 | Statshot
Today Now!: How To Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election

issue 4426 | 06.25.08 | Video

Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper. more»
Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'

issue 4426 | 06.23.08 | Video

Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions. more»
Why Turtlenecks Are Back And Why This Man Is Crucial To Their Resurgence

issue 4151 | 12.23.05 | Sunday Magazine
Homosexual Dolphin Has Highly Developed Sense Of Gay-Nar

issue 4107 | 02.16.05 | News In Photos
All The Questions You Never Cared To Ask Matthew McConaughey

issue 4233 | 08.18.06 | Sunday Magazine
Lesbian Couple Enjoys Hot Lesbian Action

issue 3508 | 03.03.99 | News In Photos
Gay Comptroller Tired Of Being Referred To As 'That Gay Comptroller'

issue 3726 | 08.01.01 | News In Photos
Heterosexual Men's Fashion

issue 4214 | 04.07.06 | Sunday Magazine
Lesbian Hen Enjoying Hen House

issue 3743 | 11.28.01 | News In Photos
Gay Rights Leader Lookin' Good

issue 3115 | 04.23.97 | News In Photos
Attempt To Delay Ejaculation By Thinking About Baseball Ruined By Crush On Johnny Damon

issue 4142 | 10.20.05 | Photo Finish
New Legislation Would Classify Three Or More Gathered Homosexuals As Parade

issue 4417 | 04.23.08 | Newswire
Mugger Chooses Man Whistling 'Come On Eileen'

issue 4407 | 02.13.08 |
Patriots Lead Colts At Halftime

issue 4547 | 11.19.09 | Sports News

INDIANAPOLIS—As of press time, the New England Patriots, playing on the road against an undefeated Indianapolis team, are headed into halftime... more»
Several 2009 MLB Awards Clearly Thought Up On The Spot

issue 4547 | 11.21.09 | Sports NIB

NEW YORK—A number of players suggested to reporters Monday that, with accolades such as the AL Platinum Baseman Award and the Best Lead Off... more»
LeBron James Encourages NBA To Stop Jumping In Honor Of Michael Jordan

issue 4547 | 11.20.09 | Sports NIB

WASHINGTON—Prior to Wednesday's game against the Washington Wizards, Cleveland Cavaliers all-star LeBron James announced that he would stop... more»
Gay Pride Week In Review

issue 4425 | 07.08.08 | Slideshow

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