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Mob Not Angry At Monster, Just Disappointed

Disappointed Mob

07-26-2008 10:00AM ET | CEAMURLIA, ROMANIA

"We can't help him unless he helps himself," said a villager. "Right now, all he seems to want to do is hang out and drown small children." more

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