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June 29, 2009 - July 5, 2009 | Issue 45•27

Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips

ITHACA, NY—In an announcement with major implications for future generations of big fat hogs, Cornell University geneticists announced Monday that they have isolated the specific DNA series that makes an individual susceptible to eating a whole goddamn bag of chips. "We have long known that the tendency to sit down and eat the whole goddamn bag runs in certain families," said team leader Dr. Edward Alvaro. "However, until we completed our work, we weren't sure whether the dispositi...

FDA Approves Salmonella

issue 4511 | 03.10.09 | News

WASHINGTON—Executives at Hellmann's welcomed the news by announcing an entire line of lukewarm, sun-soaked, and partially turned mayonnaises. more»
Chipotle Employee Just Gave Guy In Front Of You More Rice

issue 4505 | 01.26.09 | News

CHIPOTLE—"Black Beans or Pinto?" the Chipotle employee just asked you, seemingly unaware of the heaping amount of rice spilling out of the... more»
Area Man Holding Out Until Next Exit For Better Fast Food Options

issue 4448 | 11.29.08 | News

ERIE, PA—"I think I want Wendy's," Don Turnbee told reporters. "There hasn't been a Wendy's in a while so there will probably be one in a... more»
Juicer Infomercial Sweeps Early Morning Emmys

issue 4435 | 08.30.08 | News

LOS ANGELES—TriStar Products, makers of Jack LaLanne's Power Juicer released a statement saying it was an honor just to be nominated alongside... more»
CDC Powerless To Stop Spread Of Virulent Mayonnaise-Borne Pathogen

issue 4434 | 08.18.08 | News

ATLANTA—"If I get it, I get it," said one woman. "I'm not going to change my whole life around every time they come on TV and say something... more»
Entire Refrigerator Rearranged To Accommodate Leftover KFC Bucket

issue 4433 | 08.11.08 | News

PIERRE, SD—Although he found room for the bucket, Jeremy Browning still had a surplus of food even after transferring an apple and loaf of... more»
Area Grandmother Tries Indian Food

issue 4424 | 06.14.08 | News

BLOOMINGTON, MN—Witnesses report Eileen Rutherford, 78, was overwhelmed by the unusual aromas but appeared delighted when a recognizable pea... more»
Kraft Introduces New Kraft Doubles For Couples

issue 4403 | 01.18.08 | News

NORTHFIELD,IL—Kraft officials claim that this is the first adjoined-cheese product that's both practical and sexy. more»
Fancy Man Enjoys Tea

issue 4344 | 11.03.07 | News

YOUNGSTOWN, OH—"I normally have some Earl Grey in the morning," said Baumer, referring to the tea named after a guy who ran around England in a... more»
FDA Approves Seconds

issue 4334 | 08.22.07 | News

WASHINGTON, DC—Once restricted to only those who had been extra good, seconds will now be made available to the general public in... more»
Health Department Closes Perfectly Good Burrito Place

issue 4326 | 06.30.07 | News

COLUMBUS, OH —While the city's report criticized employees for refusing to wear hairnets and shirts, it failed to point out that Burrito Max... more»
Cracker Barrel Announces Plans To Build Another One Out By The Highway

issue 4324 | 06.15.07 | News

LEBANON, TN—"Cracker Barrel preserves a special way of life," said CEO Michael Woodhouse, pointing to the same scale model used for... more»
Modern-Day Martin Luther Nails 95 Comment Cards To IHOP Door

issue 4321 | 05.21.07 | News

SIOUX FALLS, SD—"IHOP has grown weak on powdered sugar and fruity garnishes, forsaking the purity of its original mission," said Lyman, a... more»
Potato-Chip Connoisseur Detects Notes Of Sour Cream, Onion

issue 4305 | 02.02.07 | News

ST. CHARLES, MO—"A fine chip can be worth years of waiting," said Nathan Sterken, whose refined palate allows him to appreciate flavors like... more»
Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line Of Healthy Snacks

issue 4245 | 11.07.06 | News

PLANO, TX—"Look at what you've reduced us to," said CEO Al Carey, as he disgustedly held up a bag of Cranberry Spinach Explosion... more»
10-Percent Tip Teaches Waitress Valuable Lesson

issue 4243 | 10.20.06 | News

CONCORD, NH—"If he hadn’t withheld that 50 cents, I'd make these mistakes over and over for the rest of my career," said the 49-year-old... more»
Report: Meat Now America's No. 2 Condiment

issue 4231 | 08.02.06 | News

CHICAGO—Bacon and spreadable veal helped the up-and-comer best Big Three standards salsa and mayonnaise for the first time. more»
Area Mother Can Only Imagine What Son Is Eating Right Now

issue 4223 | 06.02.06 | News

ROCKFORD, IL—Anna Sampson was unaware that her son has, on three occasions this week, dunked Wendy's chicken nuggets in a Frosty shake and... more»
Redbook Reporter Refuses To Disclose Source Of Recipe

issue 4145 | 11.09.05 | News

ATLANTA—Nancy Steuber has refused to reveal the identity of the person responsible for the mouth-watering glazed-ham recipe. more»
Elf Finger Found In Box Of Keebler Cookies

issue 4137 | 09.14.05 | News

PINE MEADOW, CA—Ed Swaney discovered a golden-fingernailed appendage in his E.L. Fudge cookies Sunday. more»
Food Critic Tears Radish Canapés With Salmon Mousse A New Asshole

issue 4136 | 09.07.05 | News

MANCHESTER, NH—Bernard Haberle "skull-fucked" the French appetizer by calling it a "misguided fusion of land and sea." more»
New, Delicious Species Discovered

issue 4120 | 05.18.05 | News

MANAUS, BRAZIL—An international team of scientists conducting research in the Amazon River Basin announced the discovery of a formerly unknown... more»
French's Introduces Antibacterial Mustard

issue 4115 | 04.13.05 | News

ROCHESTER, NY—In response to increasing American demand for tangier, more hygienic meals, condiment giant French's has introduced a new... more»
Naughty Baker's Diminished Sex Drive Starting To Affect His Work

issue 4033 | 08.18.04 | News

GRAND FORKS, ND—Erotic baker Kevin Nageli has begun designing cakes that have no sexual content at all. more»
New Nietzschean Diet Lets You Eat Whatever You Fear Most

issue 4009 | 03.03.04 | News

NEW YORK—By conquering your Fear and eating it in Heroic Portions, one can avoid the Eternal Occurrence of weight gain. more»
Lawyer Friend Makes Strong Case For Nachos

issue 3942 | 10.29.03 | News

HARTFORD, CT—During a night out for dinner and drinks at Shooters Bar And Restaurant, probate attorney Michael Bradshaw built a strong case... more»
Man Going To Taco Bell 'With Or Without You'

issue 3928 | 07.23.03 | News

BOWLING GREEN, OH—After a series of delays, Josh Brooks, 29, reportedly informed his two roommates Monday evening that he was going to Taco Bell... more»
All Seven Deadly Sins Committed At Church Bake Sale

issue 3745 | 12.12.01 | News

GADSDEN, AL—The seven deadly sins—avarice, sloth, envy, lust, gluttony, pride, and wrath—were all committed Sunday during the twice-annual bake... more»
Restaurant Turns Out To Be Spanish, Not Mexican

issue 3739 | 10.31.01 | News

SCRANTON, PA—Bob and Debra Mangurten expressed confusion and frustration Monday, when the restaurant Don Quixote turned out to be Spanish, not... more»
Arby's Apologizes For New Beef 'N' Bacon Sandwich

issue 3727 | 08.08.01 | News

FT. LAUDERDALE, FL—Arby's executives called the new menu addition "pretty so-so" and "more of the same." more»
Area Man Unsure What To Do With All The Extra Ketchup Packets

issue 3708 | 03.07.01 | News

ERIE, PA–After finishing his Big Bacon Classic Combo, area resident and Wendy's patron Don Turnbee, 38, expressed uncertainty Monday regarding what... more»
Nation Fills Up On Bread

issue 3639 | 11.01.00 | News

WASHINGTON, DC–Despite repeated warnings from federal officials not to eat too much before their entree arrives, an alarming 89 percent of U.S.... more»
Area Man Maps Out Drinking Strategy

issue 4527 | 06.19.09 | News In Brief

POCATELLO, ID—Leaving no part of his evening of inebriation to chance, real estate broker Kyle Burtz meticulously laid out his... more»
People-Watcher Catches Glimpse Of Rare North American Black Doofus

issue 4527 | 06.18.09 | News In Brief

AKRON, OH—After sitting for nearly three hours in his usual spot behind a café window downtown, people-watcher Peter Mitchell was... more»
New Hampshire Passes Law Forcing Old People To Watch Gays Marry

issue 4527 | 06.17.09 | News In Brief

CONCORD, NH—Less than two weeks after legalizing gay marriage in the state, New Hampshire legislators enacted a new law Tuesday making... more»
60-Year-Old Hippie Pitied By 40-Year-Old Punk

issue 4527 | 06.16.09 | News In Brief

SAN FRANCISCO—After spotting Dave Coleman, a 60-year-old with a graying ponytail and a frayed Hot Tuna shirt sitting on a bench in... more»
Diet Could Affect Gender

issue 4418 | 04.28.08 | American Voices

A new report from Oxford and the University of Exeter in England says that diet at conception can influence the sex of the child. What do... more»
Burger King Going Cageless

issue 4313 | 03.30.07 | American Voices

Burger King announced that it would begin buying pork and eggs from farms that do not cage or crate their animals. What do you think? more»
Christian Salt Introduced

issue 4511 | 03.13.09 | American Voices

After reportedly tiring of hearing chefs on television recommend kosher salt, a retired barber has introduced Blessed Christians Salt, which is sea... more»
New Healthier Pigs

issue 4215 | 04.17.06 | American Voices

Scientists have cloned pigs that are engineered to contain omega-3 fatty acids, which produce healthier pork. What do you think? more»
Julia Child A Spy?

issue 4434 | 08.19.08 | American Voices

According to newly released documents, chef Julia Child worked for the Office of Strategic Services, a U.S. spy agency, during World War II. What... more»
FDA Rarely Inspects Imported Food

issue 4316 | 04.19.07 | American Voices

Despite routinely being rejected as unfit for human consumption, only 1.3 percent of imported fish, vegetables, fruit, and other foods are... more»
L.A. Bans Fast Food

issue 4431 | 08.01.08 | American Voices

The Los Angeles City Council passed a one-year moratorium on new fast-food establishments opening in South Los Angeles where 30 percent of the... more»
Eskimo Chef Works Magic With Blubber, Moss

issue 4527 | 07.04.09 | Radio
McDonald’s Unveils New All-Beef Bun

issue 4527 | 07.03.09 | Radio
Menu Describes Diner's Pancakes As 'World Famous'

issue 4527 | 07.02.09 | Radio
Nation Fills Up On Bread

issue 4527 | 07.01.09 | Radio
85% Of U.S. Coleslaw Remains Uneaten

issue 4527 | 06.30.09 | Radio
Whaler Sandwich Not Sitting Too Good With Area Man

issue 4527 | 06.29.09 | Radio
Congress Passes Amendment Guaranteeing Right To Chicken Done Right

issue 4527 | 06.28.09 | Radio
Editorial Cartoon - June 29, 2009

issue 4527 | 06.29.09 | Editorial Cartoon
Snyder's Of Hanover Has Always Been In Pretzels For The Long Haul

issue 4411 | 03.12.08 | Commentary

In this world of ever-changing loyalties, it seems at times as though nothing consistent and permanent remains. Nothing in which one can... more»
Ask A Wise Old Navajo Man Who Could Really Go For A Hamburger Right Now

issue 4506 | 02.05.09 | Advice

Dear Wise Old Navajo Man Who Could Really Go For A Hamburger Right Now, My husband and I take lots of vacations together.... more»
I'm Prepared To Do Anything To Get That Cupcake

issue 4302 | 01.10.07 | Commentary

There is something quite pressing that I must make clear immediately. I am afraid I am going to have to take that cupcake. That... more»
Son, You've Made A Mockery Of Taco Night

issue 4340 | 10.03.07 | Commentary

In 10 years of Taco Night, I've never been so disappointed. Words cannot describe the pain you have caused your mother and me. What... more»
If I Die, Please Finish This Sandwich

issue 4344 | 10.31.07 | Commentary

It's never pleasant to think about, but the fact is, someday I will die. It's true that I am in relatively good health and should have many... more»
Hey, You Got Something To Eat?

issue 4135 | 08.31.05 | Commentary

Say, I'd like to eat a little something. You got something? What you got? Any kind of food is good. I just want something to eat. You must got... more»
People Like Food

issue 4502 | 01.07.09 | Commentary

These days it's hard to get people to agree on things. Some people like wearing shorts all the time, but other people think you always have... more»
Your Horoscopes

issue 4527 | 06.30.09 | Horoscopes
Taco Bell's New Green Menu Takes No Ingredients From Nature

issue 4527 | 06.29.09 | Video

Taco Bell boasts zero environmental impact with their new menu which will rely solely on synthetic, lab-produced ingredients. more»
Drinking

issue 4527 | 08.04.09 | Slideshow
Digesting, Tasting, Excreting, Then Chewing: How One Man Is Trying To Change The Eating Paradigm

issue 4527 | 06.29.09 | Sunday Magazine
Heinz Factory Explosion Looks Worse Than It Is

issue 4527 | 07.05.09 | Newswire
Pillsbury Cinnamon Rolls To Rise In Stomach

issue 4527 | 07.05.09 | Newswire
Entire Coffee Cake Consumed Over Trash Can

issue 4527 | 07.04.09 | Newswire
Dinner, Theater Overdone

issue 4527 | 07.04.09 | Newswire
Deepest Sympathies Casseroled

issue 4527 | 07.03.09 | Newswire
Trail Of Bread Crumbs Leads To Shirtless 34-Year-Old

issue 4527 | 07.03.09 | Newswire
Microwave Quietly Encouraged

issue 4527 | 07.02.09 | Newswire
Waitress Too Attractive For Man To Order Nachos

issue 4527 | 07.02.09 | Newswire
Embarrassed Culinary Student Forgets Potato On First Day Of Class

issue 4527 | 07.01.09 | Newswire
Making Pancakes Best Idea Man Has For Saving Relationship

issue 4527 | 06.30.09 | Newswire
Pizza Guy Asks The Score

issue 4527 | 06.30.09 | Newswire
Mom In Commercial Feels Strong Sense Of Accomplishment After Feeding Children Frozen Pizza Rolls

issue 4527 | 06.29.09 | Newswire
Coughed Ritz Cracker Dust Beautifully Illuminated By Glow Of Television

issue 4527 | 06.29.09 | Newswire
Being Into Wilco Put On Resumé

issue 4527 | 06.26.09 | Newswire
Ear, Nose, And Throat Doctor Dreams Of Being Ear, Nose, And Throat Doctor To The Stars

issue 4527 | 06.25.09 | Newswire
Carpenter Mentally Hammering Things On Way To Work

issue 4527 | 06.25.09 | Newswire
Man Accidentally Ends Business Call With 'I Love You'

issue 4527 | 06.25.09 | Newswire
'Leave Your Daughter At Work Day' A Huge Success

issue 4527 | 06.22.09 | Newswire
Identically Dressed Couple To Attend Outdoor Bluegrass Festival

issue 4527 | 06.21.09 | Newswire
Barefoot, Handcuffed Man Sitting On Curb: 'The Fuck You Looking At?'

issue 4527 | 06.19.09 | Newswire
Kobayashi Retires From Eating

issue 4329 | 07.19.07 | Sports News

NAGANO, JAPAN—Mere hours after eating what he claims to be his "farewell meal" Tuesday, longtime competitive consumer of comestible goods... more»
Tony Romo Regrets Eating Greasy Fried Chicken During Crucial Field-Goal Attempt

issue 4302 | 01.11.07 | Sports NIB

DALLAS—Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, whose bobbling of the snap on a crucial fourth-quarter field goal ended the season for Dallas,... more»
T.J. Houshmandzadeh Enjoys Ordering "The Houshmandzadeh" Just To See What Waiter Brings

issue 4442 | 10.16.08 | Sports NIB

CINCINNATI—Sitting at an Italian eatery with a plate full of Houshmandzadeh (ravioli verde stuffed with prosciutto and mushroom and... more»
Michael Vick: 'I Also Ate Kittens'

issue 4336 | 09.06.07 | Sports NIB

RICHMOND, VA—In yet another installment in his series of recent confessional and contrite televised press conferences, suspended... more»
New Custard Could Cause Worldwide Flandemic

issue 4144 | 11.02.05 | News In Brief

ATLANTA—A recently discovered strain of custard could cause a worldwide flandemic, Centers For Dessert Control warned Monday. "We are warning... more»
Can't Go Wrong With A Cheeseburger, Area Man Reports

issue 4430 | 07.25.08 | News In Brief

[media:64749]SCOTTSVILLE, NY—Unfamiliar with the menu at local restaurant Scully's and faced with the decision of what to order for... more»
Enchilada Premonition Comes To Pass

issue 4148 | 11.30.05 | News In Brief

BUFFALO, NY—An unaccountable vision of impending enchilada consumption experienced by SUNYBuffalo student Kris Lamberth came true early... more»
George Foreman Grill Retires To Promote Own Grill

issue 4041 | 10.13.04 | News In Brief

HOUSTON—The George Foreman Grill announced Monday that it will retire in order to promote its own patented line of fat-reducing grills. "The... more»
Area Man Committed To Being Spicy Food Guy

issue 4438 | 09.18.08 | News In Brief

NEWTON, KS—Auto salesman Royce Flankingston—known to frequently question waitstaff as to whether or not food is "actually"... more»
Fat Guy Mistakenly Thought Of As Strong

issue 4311 | 03.16.07 | News In Brief

FORT LAUDERDALE, FL—Due to his sheer mass, Derek "Moose" Glass, 26, is considered by his friends and relatives to be "stronger than an... more»
Man Psyches Self Out During Selection Of Ice-Cream Flavor

issue 4238 | 09.18.06 | News In Brief

TALLAHASSEE, FL—Tallahassee resident Hannibal Grant found himself "paralyzed" by the sheer immensity of ice-cream options available to... more»
Bumper Nilla Crop Spells Profit For Wafer Growers

issue 4233 | 08.16.06 | News In Brief

HENLY, TX—Unusually warm temperatures, regular rainfall, and innovative agricultural techniques have resulted in the third-straight... more»
New Little Caesars Marketing Strategy Has Employees Throw Themselves On Hoods Of Passing Cars

issue 4436 | 09.03.08 | News In Brief

DETROIT—Following the failure of the pizza chain's TV advertisements and coupon flier promotions, the Little Caesars corporate office... more»
Area Woman Will Eat Anything With 'Tuscan' In Name

issue 4510 | 03.02.09 | News In Brief

JEFFERSON TOWNSHIP, NJ—Veterinary assistant Lauren Millardi, 27, will eat any dish prefaced with the word "Tuscan," sources reported... more»
Report: Double Stuf Oreos Could Raise Tolerance To Stuf

issue 4346 | 11.13.07 | News In Brief

EAST HANOVER, NJ—A new report released by the Food and Drug Administration Monday suggests that regular consumption of Oreo's Double... more»
Executive Fascinated By Electrician's Lunch

issue 4322 | 06.01.07 | News In Brief

NEW YORK—While waiting for an elevator en route to a lunch meeting at Central Park's Tavern on the Green restaurant Monday, Citibank... more»
History Doomed To Repeat Itself, Reports Man Who Just Dropped Food On Pants

issue 4447 | 11.18.08 | News In Brief

DENVER—After dropping a chili dog in his lap Tuesday, area resident Marcus Nielson addressed the food-related blunder, calling it but... more»
T.G.I. Friday's Executive Chef Recommends Booze-On-Meat-With-Cheese Thing

issue 4428 | 07.09.08 | News In Brief

[media:80614]SCHAUMBURG, IL—The executive chef of the Tremont Road T.G.I. Friday's strongly recommended that a table of VIP guests try... more»
Report: Guy On Bench Going To Town On Meatball Sub

issue 4507 | 02.10.09 | News In Brief

ARLINGTON, VA—According to witnesses at the scene, a man sitting on a park bench with an empty paper bag lying across his lap is at... more»
Coworker Almost Got That Exact Same Thing When He Ate There

issue 4444 | 10.29.08 | News In Brief

POTOMAC, MD—According to coworker Luke Nielson, he almost got that exact same dish when he himself ate at the Water Lily Café... more»
Area Man Likes Food

issue 3114 | 04.16.97 | News In Brief

FLUSHING, NY—In a surprise announcement, local cab driver Kevin Reilly, 33, confirmed Monday that he likes food. "I enjoy meats, dairy products,... more»
Heavily Processed Food Makes Pathetic Nutritional Claims

issue 4311 | 03.12.07 | News In Brief

59535CHATTANOOGA, TN—In a move that industry observers are already calling desperate, McKee Foods today unveiled new packaging for... more»
No One In Women's Shelter Able To Cook Decent Meal

issue 4334 | 08.21.07 | News In Brief

CLEVELAND—Despite having no other household responsibilities to occupy their time, none of the residents of the Cleveland YWCA... more»
Dairy Company Introduces Lots-Of-Pulp Milk

issue 4303 | 01.17.07 | News In Brief

MADISON, WI—In an attempt to boost lackluster sales, Cream-O-Land Dairy introduced their new Morning Clots line of pulp-heavy milk in... more»
Report: Turkey Sandwiches An Excellent Source Of Turkey Sandwiches

issue 4435 | 08.28.08 | News In Brief

CHICAGO—Turkey sandwiches, long suspected of being a rich source of turkey sandwiches, were found to contain a substantial amount of... more»
Buttery Goodness Now America's Top Domestic Product

issue 4322 | 05.31.07 | News In Brief

WASHINGTON, DC—New data from the U.S. Commerce Department show that rich, buttery goodness beat out automobiles, timber, and... more»
Health-Food-Store Worker Dies Of Vitamin Lung

issue 3717 | 05.10.01 | News In Brief

SAUSALITO, CA–Duane Cristopher, longtime manager of the Brooks Street Health Food Co-op, died Sunday following a three-month battle with vitamin... more»
Dad Tests Limits Of Cheesecake Factory Vibrating Pager

issue 4506 | 02.05.09 | News In Brief

DENVER—After receiving the device intended to alert him when his family's table at the Cheesecake Factory was ready, local father... more»
Twenty Minutes Spent Making Tuna Fish Palatable

issue 4449 | 12.03.08 | News In Brief

PERRY, NY—Local resident Gary Ingram, 28, spent more than a quarter of an hour transforming a wet, grayish pile of canned tuna fish... more»
Very Specific Food Pyramid Recommends Two To Three Shrimp Scampis Per Year

issue 4403 | 01.16.08 | News In Brief

WASHINGTON—The U.S. Department of Agriculture unveiled an updated, extremely detailed food pyramid Monday, which may redefine the... more»
Fabled Burger King Employee Places Single Onion Ring In Everyone's Fries

issue 4334 | 08.23.07 | News In Brief

MUNDELEIN, IL—A legendary Burger King employee, known across the land for the heroic and selfless deed of randomly inserting a single... more»
Indoor Grill Owner Can't Wait For Start Of Autumn

issue 4331 | 08.03.07 | News In Brief

ELGIN, IL—Indoor-cookout enthusiast Tom Lafferty said Monday that he is looking forward to the arrival of autumn so he can "plug in the... more»
What The Hell Did We Drink Last Night

issue 3543 | 11.24.99 | Statshot
The Fast-Food Lawsuit

issue 3828 | 08.07.02 | Infographic

On July 24, a lawsuit was filed against the fast-food industry for causing obesity and other health problems. more»
Heroic Pickles Holding Lid Shut From Inside

issue 4513 | 03.24.09 | News In Photos
How Are We Cooking The Goose?

issue 3949 | 12.17.03 | Statshot
Biotech Foods

issue 3613 | 04.12.00 | Infographic

Genetically modified fruits and vegetables are an increasingly common sight on supermarket shelves. What is their appeal? more»
Area Man Already Knows Which Chicken Tender He’s Saving For Last

issue 4515 | 04.07.09 | News In Photos
What Are We Canning?

issue 4445 | 11.05.08 | Statshot
McDonald's Makeover

issue 4502 | 01.07.09 | Infographic

More than 30 years after its last redesign, McDonald's is again undergoing a major facelift. What will the new design features... more»
Gordon Ramsay Berates Spoon For 45 Minutes

issue 4448 | 11.25.08 | News In Photos
New Report Calls For Radical Food Changes

issue 4514 | 04.01.09 | Infographic

A joint report from the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation and the Trust For America's Health calls for the appointment of a food czar and... more»
Closed-Door Meeting To Determine Future Of Honey-Roasted Peanuts

issue 4442 | 10.14.08 | News In Photos
Most Popular Dinner-Conversation Topics

issue 4210 | 03.06.06 | Statshot
Restaurants Struggle To Keep Customers

issue 4435 | 08.27.08 | Infographic

The recent bankruptcy of the Bennigan's and Steak & Ale chains is one symptom of the struggle that casual dining establishments are... more»
That Cheesecake Sitting On The Table: What If It Accidentally Fell Into Your Mouth?

issue 4439 | 09.23.08 | News In Photos
America's Favorite Food Additives

issue 3523 | 06.16.99 | Statshot
Fat-Free Frenzy

issue 3009 | 10.09.96 | Infographic

Despite Health Warnings, Americans are gobbling up fat-free products like never before. Why are we so hungry for them? more»
Freshness Escaping From Bag Of Peas

issue 4314 | 04.04.07 | News In Photos
Where Are We Having Brunch?

issue 4238 | 09.20.06 | Statshot
Genetically Modified Foods

issue 3941 | 10.22.03 | Infographic

Genetically modified foods are becoming more prevalent. Why are some people concerned? more»
Po' Boy $12

issue 4133 | 08.17.05 | News In Photos