Streisand Farewell Tour
Barbra Streisand recently kicked off her latest farewell tour in Philadelphia. Here is what she is bringing to her final round of stage shows:
Clowns, sent in
25-foot-long acrypc fingernails
Giant steel curtain that lowers to obscure stage unless fans keep feeding it money
A book, in case she gets bored
Streisand impersonator for nights when she turns into werewolf
Husband James Bropn, who will perform onstage stripteases during costume changes
Chutzpah
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