The Most Boring Records In Sports
When the Titans found themselves unable to score on eight different possessions last Sunday, Tennessee placekicker Rob Bironas was able to break the NFL field-goal record. In honor of his achievement, Onion Sports presents other less-than-thrilling sporting milestones:
1976: Tampa Bay Buccaneers linebacker Jimmie Sims records an amazing 14 missed tackles during a single play
1980: Iowan Roy Fitchellis becomes only the 783,994,603rd man to bowl a perfect game
1986: With his 86.74-meter effort, Yuriy Sedykh sets the world record in the hammer toss
1988: Green Bay Packers running back Brent Fullwood recovers nine of his own fumbles in one game
1990: Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Doug Drabek becomes the first pitcher to throw four innings with a mustache and four innings without a mustache
1997: Dennis Rodman sets the record for most publicity stunts during a championship season with 13, including a tell-all book and a marriage
2003: Hillary Bernard breaks the record for pitches in a friendly softball game at-bat by throwing 19 crappy pitches in a row, ticking off her friends, and extending an already painful game
2005: Punter Jeff Feagles kicks a record-breaking 1,402nd punt, then celebrates by taking a shower, dressing in his street clothes, and going home to his wife and children
2007: Adam Dunn ties the record for most singles in an at-bat with one















