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Couple Of Cool Guys Just Hanging Out 03.11.10

NEW YORK—Cool guys Shawn Goldstein, 26 (left) and Walt Traxel, 26 (right) just hang out Thursday afternoon. Please check back in for updates as The Onion continues to follow this developing story. more»

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Unsung Heroes

Unsung Heroes Caitlin RDuring the middle of a violent cough on a crowded bus, Caitlin Woodruff decided to turn and cough on the guy who looked most like a child molester.

Weddings

High School

Reed Jefferson married his high school sweetheart, Morgan Linley, on Saturday. They met four years ago, when he was a shop teacher and she was in ninth grade.

Obituaries

WillThe political joke that 31-year-old Will Arnold had been waiting all day to tell his colleagues absolutely died in the break room shortly after 3 p.m.

Community Calendar

Feb, 23, 8 p.m.

Bowling Sunday has been moved to Bowling Tuesday. If unable to make it Tuesday, participants should feel free to go on Sunday. The shoes will cost money that day, however.

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