May 13, 2007
Have you thanked your mother lately? Don't worry, she doesn't need to be recognized more than once a year, and then only with the most transparent of commercialized gestures. Remember, sending Mom an e-card today will make it easier to ask her for money tomorrow. Click a card to see inside.
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