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In late 1783, change was sweeping the Western world. The Revolutionary War had drawn to a close, the Treaty of Paris had been signed, Mozart's Great Mass was performed for the first time, and, with the Montgolfier brothers' balloon, mankind was poised on the threshold of flight. And only one newspaper, H. Ulysses Zweibel's The Onion, had the courage to stand against it all. Here, for the first time ever, is a reprint edition of The Onion's October 6, 1783 issue.

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  •  18-Year-Old Demands Right To Be Sexually Harrassed In Workplace

  •  Money Storm Hits Palm Springs

  •  Gay Gene Isolated, Ostracized

  •  Astronomer Discovers Black Hole At Center Of Own Marriage

  •  Study: Depression Hits Losers Hardest

  •  Taco Bell Launches New 'Morning After' Burrito

  •  Rules Grammar Change

  •  Doyle Redland Says Goodbye

  •  Area CEO Doesn't Have Time For This Crap

  •  Jewish Texans Commemorate Holocaust…Texas-Style!

  •  Bush, Al-Zeidi Tour World Recreating Shoe-Throwing Incident

  •  New Cereal For Poor Stays Crunchy In Water

  •  Beloved Minister Dies Just As He Lived—Of A Heart Attack

  •  24 Million Potential Brides Discovered In China

  •  Area Pie Hole Shut

  • Mule-Deaths Of Late

    Mon-day. Belonging to M. SEXTON, Dottie. Tues-day. Belonging to A. BROWNE, Sour Mash. Belonging to F. WESTON, Corporal Thiſtleweed. Belonging to P....read more

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