Area Man Shocked To See His Elementary School Has A Website
LAREDO, TX—After using an Internet search engine in an attempt to find information on a former classmate, local resident Matthew Orman, 25, told reporters Monday that he was "extremely surprised" upon discovering that the elementary school he attended had its ownwebsite. "All of the teachers have their own profiles and everything," Orman said while scrolling through the GIF-littered basic HTML design, credited to his former third-grade art teacher Mrs. Wolford. "And look, the cafeteria still serves pizza on Fridays. This is so crazy." Orman reportedly attempted to sign the website's guestbook several times, but was unable do to so because of an internal programming error.
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