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July 24, 2008

Braylon Edwards Claims He Kissed A Bunch Of Girls At Voluntary Camp

Braylon Edwards Claims He Kissed A Bunch Of Girls At Voluntary Camp

July 24, 2008 | | Onion Sports

BEREA, OH—Wide receiver Braylon Edwards regaled his teammates Wednesday with tales of breaking the Browns voluntary-camp curfew to sneak into the girls' dormitory, where he allegedly open-mouth kissed several young women attending the optional workouts. "Oh, yeah, real mouth-open kisses," Edwards said, encouraging his teammates to attend the camp next year if they wanted to take part in the late-night make-out sessions. "I'm not saying they weren't some large girls, but you know what, I think the big ones are more passionate." While head coach Romeo Crennel said he was pleased with Edwards' enthusiasm for the discretionary mini-camp, he expressed concern about the offensive line's allegations that a mysterious figure repeatedly appeared out of nowhere and molested them in their bunks.

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