Nation To Be Sterilized From 1 P.M. To 4 P.M. This Friday

November 25, 2009 | Issue 45•48

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NEW YORK—The mandatory sterilization of all sexually mature U.S. citizens is set to take place this Friday from 1 p.m. to 4 p.m Eastern Standard Time. Everyone is reminded to have their genitals clean-shaven before reporting to local Defertilization Centers at the time indicated on the information cards mailed out last month.