Mommy Not Moving
ST. LOUIS–According to 4-year-old Ashley Theiss, Mommy is not moving. Mommy, a 36-year-old St. Louis-area pretty lady, has reportedly been sleeping on the dining-room floor ever since eating all of her little pills Monday. Though she had been rendered immobile on numerous previous occasions after being hit with Daddy-wielded chairs, Mommy has never before gone to sleep for such a long period of time.
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