Merle Haggard Haggard
01.22.03 | Issue 39•02
New Swiss Army Phone May Pose Health Risks
01.29.03 | Issue 39•03
Grandma Knitting Escape Ladder
Last Living Tamagotchi Dies In Captivity
01.15.03 | Issue 39•01
Art Student's Nudes Obviously Drawn From Hustler
06.18.03 | Issue 39•23
Desperate 'Time' Magazine Announces 'Man Of June'
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Man Forgets He Has Infant Strapped To Back
07.02.03 | Issue 39•25
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