Pizza Hut Introduces New Meat Sympathizer's Pizza
02.19.03 | Issue 39•06
Power-Plant Employee Sneaks Electricity Home In Lunchbox
02.26.03 | Issue 39•07
Report: Al-Qaeda May Be Developing 'Dirty Soldier'
Decision To Ask Out Girl Made Using 10-Sided Die
02.12.03 | Issue 39•05
Area Man Already Knows Which Chicken Tender He’s Saving For Last
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Neighbor Bragging About 20-Pound Box He FedExed
03.08.00 | Issue 36•08
Unidentified Yowling Animal In Carrier Apparently Named Kiwi
06.12.02 | Issue 38•22
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