Monopoly Releases Scrabble-Themed Edition
04.17.02 | Issue 38•14
Andrew W.K. Adopts Staunch Party-Advocacy Position
04.24.02 | Issue 38•15
Newspapers Piling Up On Dead Homeowner's Doorstep
Cheney Returns To U.S. With Full Head Of Thick, Wavy Hair
04.10.02 | Issue 38•13
Ann Landers' Advice Arrives 11 Weeks Too Late
05.10.00 | Issue 36•17
Grandma Told 'Do Not Resuscitate' Means 'Low-Sodium Diet'
08.28.02 | Issue 38•31
Experimental Band Theoretically Good
09.15.04 | Issue 40•37
Previous
Next
Oprah Viewers Patiently Awaiting Instructions
The Onion is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.
© Copyright 2009 Onion Inc. All rights reserved.
more personals »