90 Percent Of Americans Now Wearing Laminated ID Badges
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College Graduate To Never Read A Book Again
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Rookie Told To Ease Up On Crime-Scene Tape
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Tipper's Thumb Delivered To Gore Campaign Headquarters
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Voice Of Patrick Stewart Lends Air Of Legitimacy
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Parent Takes Out $100 Bill In Front Of Wide-Eyed 7-Year-Old
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Michael Jackson Hires Magical Anthropomorphic Giraffe As Defense Lawyer


