Beekeeper Wishes He Understood Women Like He Understands Bees
10.11.00 | Issue 36•36
Marriage Breaks Up Over Procreative Differences
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Man Listening To 'Highway To Hell' Actually On Parkway To Waukegan
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10.04.00 | Issue 36•35
Voice Of Patrick Stewart Lends Air Of Legitimacy
02.02.00 | Issue 36•03
Popeye Decries Mideast Bombings; 'Dese Bombinks Is Disgustipating,' Says Sailor Man
08.08.01 | Issue 37•27
Scrabble Come-On Only Worth Four Points
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