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Magical Girlfriend Transmutes Guilt Into Precious Stones
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$500 Stereo Installed In $400 Car
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Dollar Store Has Great Deal On Fig Nortons
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New 'Wacky Wipers' Make Driving In The Rain Fun
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Auction Won By Crab With $20 Stuck In Claw
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