Alec Baldwin Secretes Own Hair Gel
08.09.00 | Issue 36•27
Heat Wave Forces Johnny Cash To Don Black Shorts
08.16.00 | Issue 36•28
$500 Stereo Installed In $400 Car
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08.02.00 | Issue 36•26
CEO Sad Nobody Noticed New Tie
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Safety-Conscious Senior Locks Screen Door
07.19.00 | Issue 36•24
Atari Releases Updated Adventure Video Game
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