Hammered Office Depot Manager Thrown Out Of Chili's
06.13.01 | Issue 37•22
Opening Soda Bottle Inadvertently Makes Man Loser
06.20.01 | Issue 37•23
Jenna Bush's Federally Protected Wetlands Now Open For Public Drilling
Ben Stiller Peels Banana With Own Feet
06.06.01 | Issue 37•21
Seven-Foot-Tall Animatronic Rodent Terrifies Birthday Boy
09.13.00 | Issue 36•32
Rachael Ray Snaps Chicken's Neck Live On Air
10.04.06 | Issue 42•40
Hero Soldier Receives Presidential Thumbs-Up Award
02.16.05 | Issue 41•07
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