That One McDonald's Plate From The '70s: Holy Shit, There It Is
05.02.01 | Issue 37•16
Televised Sporting Event Completely Obscured By On-Screen Graphics
05.09.01 | Issue 37•17
After Careful Consideration, Bush Recommends Oil Drilling
Mason-Dixon Line Renamed IHOP-Waffle House Line
04.25.01 | Issue 37•15
Woman With Really Pointy Feet Finds Perfect Shoes
11.17.04 | Issue 40•46
Porch Ceded To Bats
01.19.05 | Issue 41•03
Ex-Con Back Behind Bar
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