Clinton Becomes First President To Clear 18 Feet In Pole Vault
04.26.00 | Issue 36•15
Disembodied Voice In Elevator Wants To Know Way To San Jose
05.03.00 | Issue 36•16
Guy Totally Looked Like Chick From Behind
New Spiritually Correct Doll Lets Children Show Where And How Jesus Touched Them
04.19.00 | Issue 36•14
Pederast Judge Tries 11-Year-Old As Adult
03.15.00 | Issue 36•09
Beekeeper Wishes He Understood Women Like He Understands Bees
10.11.00 | Issue 36•36
'Diary Of Anne Frank' Found In Attic
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