Child Disciplined For Wasting Yarn
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Jesse Helms Treed By Coon Hounds
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New Spiritually Correct Doll Lets Children Show Where And How Jesus Touched Them
Inflatable Chair's Novelty Wears Off
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U.S. Mint Employee Disciplined For Putting Own Face On Nickels
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Cheer Introduces New Higher-Priced Cheer
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Chick Corea Falls To Communists
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