Neighbor Bragging About 20-Pound Box He FedExed
03.08.00 | Issue 36•08
Baby-Shower Attendees Quickly Drain Box Of White Zinfandel
03.15.00 | Issue 36•09
Pederast Judge Tries 11-Year-Old As Adult
Beanie Baby Collection Stares At Owner With 226 Cold, Dead Eyes
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Hair Carefully Disheveled In 20-Minute Ritual
01.26.00 | Issue 36•02
Wedding Invitation Includes Depressing Map To Church
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